Numbers Don’t Lie

Funny DevOps Shirt, Software Engineer Tee, SRE Gift, Dev Team Humor T-Shirt, Coder Shirt




$23.77

Shipping to United States: $4.75
  • Details
    Every engineering team knows the feeling: confidence on Friday, incident review on Monday. This shirt turns one of the most relatable deployment mistakes into a smart everyday tee for software engineers, DevOps teams, SREs, and release managers. A perfect gift for coworkers, coding friends, startup teammates, or the one engineer who always says “it’ll be fine” before a Friday deploy. Soft, comfortable, and easy to wear, it works for office casual days, standups, meetups, hackathons, or on-call weekends. A clean developer humor shirt built around real release culture, CI/CD pain, and the chaos every serious dev team instantly understands.

    Product features
    - 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton for a lightweight, breathable feel (4.2 oz/yd²)
    - Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and structural support
    - Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew fit for clean, casual styling
    - Tear-away label to minimize skin irritation; REACH certified and responsibly manufactured
    - DTF/DTG printed design options for crisp, detailed chest and sleeve graphics

    Care instructions
    - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
    - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
    - Tumble dry: low heat
    - Do not dry-clean


    EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
    Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
    Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
    Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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