Numbers Don’t Lie

In EBITDA We Trust T-Shirt, CPA Shirt, Finance Humor, Accountant Tee, Coworker Gift




$23.77

Shipping to United States: $4.75
  • Details
    For CPAs, analysts, accountants, and finance pros who live in earnings calls, valuations, and spreadsheets, this In EBITDA We Trust shirt delivers a clean insider finance identity statement. Perfect for office humor, coworker gifts, graduation presents, private equity teams, and finance professionals proud of their EBITDA mindset. Great for FP&A, investment banking, accounting teams, and analyst culture with premium wearable finance humor, strong CPA gift appeal, and highly relatable office tribe personality.

    Soft, breathable jersey tee that speaks fluent finance. The clean white canvas puts bold, two-tone typography front and center: a confident black line above a vibrant green declaration. Wear it to investor meetups, casual Fridays, or weekend co-working sessions — it reads like an in-joke for analysts, founders, and anyone who measures success by margins and cash flow. The lightweight Airlume cotton feels cool under lights and layers easily beneath a blazer or hoodie. Thoughtful construction—side seams, ribbed collar, shoulder tape and a tear-away label—keeps the fit neat and comfortable through long workdays and late-night model revisions. Responsibly produced with REACH compliance and ethical manufacturing credentials, this tee balances sharp messaging with everyday wearability.

    Product features
    - 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz fabric
    - Retail crew neck with ribbed knit collar and seam for shape retention
    - Side seams and shoulder tape for structure and long-lasting fit
    - DTF/DTG printed graphics for crisp, vibrant front and sleeve artwork; tear-away label
    - REACH certified; ethically manufactured with Fair Labor and WRAP credentials

    Care instructions
    - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
    - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
    - Tumble dry: low heat
    - Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
    - Do not dryclean


    EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
    Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
    Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
    Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
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